Bah Humbug. Bring on the New Year’s Champagne
Christmas is finally, FINALLY over. Thank Amazon.com, JCrew, and the other retail gods. "Man, I'm exhausted. Did you see those sales at Petco?" Christmas is a really hard holiday for me. It’s a...
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Christmas is coming, or so the Robertson’s on Duck Dynasty have told me (we just watched the Christmas special this past weekend). When it comes to Christmas, I personally believe everybody over 25...
View Article‘Best Funeral Ever?’ More Like Best Idea for a Reality TV Show Ever
Listen, I know I owe all of you a real post. I’ve even started a post on our last stop in Spain (the alluring San Sebastian). But it’s not ready, and I’m super-important and really busy, and it’s the...
View ArticleChristmas Ennui
In lieu of a post, I bring you Henri, who is visited by the cats of Christmas past, present, future, etc. He learns nothing. The. End.
View ArticleHappy Kwanzaa.
A real post is coming your way tomorrow. Promise. In the meantime, may I present: Rhett Miller of the Old 97s.
View ArticleAll I Want for Christmas is World Peace. And a Gateau Basque.
So Christmas is always, in my experience, an emotional roller coaster. And I don’t like roller coasters. Or emotions, really. But what I do like is cake. Or, pie. Or, cookie/pie/cake hybrids. Which is...
View ArticleFriday Links: Sassy Cats See Buildings Shaped Like Food and/or Brains Edition
I’m frolicking in Naples, Italy right now, eating all of the thin crust pizza, and pasta, and creamy pastries, and just fried everything I can get my sticky little fingers on while my...
View ArticleHoliday Shopping With a Bang
Despite having family and friends who are into hunting for both sport and sustenance, I am not a fan of guns. Like, at all. I’ve seen firsthand how guns can be used as weapons of intimidation in...
View ArticleHotel Crashing: The Venetian, Las Vegas
Did you know that the Phantom of the Opera is playing at the Venetian in Vegas? If you’re staying at the hotel, you definitely do. Because it’s everywhere. The music in the elevators? Phantom. The...
View ArticleHotel Crashing: The Venetian, Las Vegas
Did you know that the Phantom of the Opera is playing at the Venetian in Vegas? If you’re staying at the hotel, you definitely do. Because it’s everywhere. The music in the elevators? Phantom. The...
View ArticleBah Humbug. Bring on the New Year’s Champagne
Christmas is finally, FINALLY over. Thank Amazon.com, JCrew, and the other retail gods. “Man, I’m exhausted. Did you see those sales at Petco?” “Wait. There are gifts? What the hell are you...
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